thegestianpoet:

thegestianpoet:

i’m just still so entertained by this

i really am

i want to put this on job applications

oh no is this making the rounds again help

(via tastesirony)

peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

(via tastesirony)

morristibbs:

IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE

(via australiansanta)

ifindthat-ist:

hannibalthecanibal:

and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw

the moral of the entire series is that harry is a dumbass

(via helenabonhamcartergotdrunkand)

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

(Source: burqalicious, via spncrjmssmth)

khajiduh:

if i were famous, i’d go to a red carpet event in a fashionable tan leather dress, and when they asked me who i was wearing, i’d say ‘i don’t know her name, but she had a beautiful complexion, didn’t she?’

(via pizza)

northlan-e:

its gotten to the point where i either feel no emotion or every emotion at once

(via spncrjmssmth)